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Down With Homework

Homer: I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet. Tell her what you do. Chet: I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. Homer: [Nervous] Oh.. but you.. RUN...

Spy Who Learned Me.

Something from season 5.

Can't believe no one mentioned Cape Feare. Remember the scene where Sideshow Bob keeps stepping on rakes? They cut nearly 2/3 of that sequence in the synd version.

You get a Drawbridge margarita (Water+Poison+Red, Green, Blue Paint Splatters) Put this in your inventory! You now have 4 candies. *inserts $10*

Is Blob the only one understanding the point of this thread?

Just type in *inserts 10 mojo/1 donut/1 candy* and I'll get something.

PROLOGUE: It's a stormy day at Moe's Tavern, located in northern Springfield. Homer, Marge, Bart, and even Lisa are disappointed by the very low selection of the beer that Moe has. So, Moe decided to make about 140 new drinks, that use special chemical elements snatched from the never ending...

OK, actually, why not turn this into a drug thread? I could be the barserver, and I could serve you drinks from the menu! Oh, you'll see...

[a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast] Burns: Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello... Homer: Whew...[heart slows down] Burns: ...and goodbye! You're fired! Homer: [gags] [heart speeds up] Burns: But, wait. Perhaps I'm being too hasty. You ARE highly...

Louie

BANNED: For not being taller than a tree, like your sub-caption implies.

Dunno, better not be Kill the Alligator and Run.

Chief Wiggum's squeaky voice from Homer Scissorhands