Merchandise that should be made but hasn't

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Simpsons toiletpaper. I love the idea of shitting on Homer.
Simpsons saxophones. Perfect if you wanna play like Lisa.
Simpsons cash. a 3-dollar bill with homer's head on it.
Simpsons laser pointers. beam a homer-head onto the wall to visually support your presentation
Simposns health care. eat as much fatty shit as homer, live as long as Homer.
Simpsons nation. Like Israel: Put all the Simpsons-nerds of the world into a new country. works especially well if the new country is in the middle east.
 
haha I was going to say toilet paper!

er...ok, how about Duff Beer?

That's definitely overdue to be merchandised! ;)
 
You didnt take the vitamins we gave you, now you want more stuff?
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it's weird, i bought the beer at a local store and i was really surprised that they were allowed to sell it. i think the brewery that distributed the beer was from belgium. i'm pretty sure Fox has already shut that brewery.
 
"The Simpsons" merchandise that should be made, and hasn't, for me is probably Marge's pink Chanel dress. I'd shell out all the money that I have just to buy it.
 
A "Try and stop us" t-shirt of Uncle Sam eating the world.

An exploding Scratchy figure or doll.

Anonymous carbon rods.
 
Simpsons 'celebrating 20 yrs dvd pack' with features like:

  • Two classic episodes from seasons 1-20
  • Special THOH made up of 3 most liked past THOH segments and THOH XX opening
  • How to draw the Simpsons feature
  • All the montages from the dvd/videos
  • Scripts
  • Interviews
  • Greatest Moments vid
  • etc

Also, SIMPSONS IN 3-D
and stuff like 'Marge Simpson's Homade Apple Pies'
 
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