Season 13
Part 1
This season once again has a theme, but it’s a bit looser. Every episode involves members of Our Favourite Family trying to help other people or be of service to their community. The season consists of three episodes from season 15, five from season 16, three from season 17, seven from season 18, and three from season 19 plus a Halloween special.
1. Simple Simpson
Original Season: Season 15
Director: Jim Reardon
Writer: Jon Vitti
IMDB Score: 7.4/10
Personal Score: 5/5
Comments: Homer becomes the Pie Man in our season premiere! If Homer
has to be the centre of attention and involved in wacky adventures, episodes like
Simple Simpson are the way to do it. It’s a fun and respectable parody of Sam Raimi’s
Spider-Man, lifting its themes and a couple of scenes with a mocking
Simpsons twist. Homer is a far cry from his lazy and apathetic classic-era self, but when he’s this noble and well-intentioned I could hardly care less. Burns is also in top form as the main villain of the story. It’s among the best and most memorable episodes from season 15 in my opinion.
2. The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
Original Season: Season 17
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Joel H. Cohen
IMDB Score: 6.6/10
Personal Score: 3/5
Comments: The Simpsons has constantly reconfigured story ideas over the years – Marge wanting friends and an identity beyond the limited parameters of her life as a housewife is one of them.
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas is an adequate if forgettable iteration of that motif, getting her involved with a group of ladies who are more scandalous than they first appear. The heist development isn’t too bad - I like how the group takes on a Robin Hood-like status and how Marge is torn between her loyalty to them and her upstanding ways. The episode also makes great use of Homer who races to stop her
“from doing something reckless and irresponsible” (that line always makes me chuckle). It’s a funny role reversal and a fine example of self-referential humour that isn’t too on the nose. There’s also that lovely little moment earlier in the episode when Marge returns home to find him sleeping at the door waiting for her to return home. Very cute. Say what you will about Joel H. Cohen, but I think he got Homer’s characterization right more often than not during the SD Jean era. Unfortunately, the B plot is woeful. Milhouse teaching Lisa to speak Italian starts out okay, but it falls off a cliff when Milhouse is revealed to be a suave womanizer. It’s a decent episode otherwise, I reckon.
3. Girls Just Want to Have Sums
Original Season: Season 17
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Matt Selman
IMDB Score: 7.2/10
Personal Score: 3.5/5
Comments: Even Selman couldn’t rise above the pervading mediocrity of the HAB production cycle.
Girls Just Want to Have Sums isn’t a
bad episode by any means. In fact, it features some typically astute character work and observational humor about gender roles and political correctness. However, these positives are offset by many of the same issues that are symptomatic of the time including a protracted intro, facile and cartoony satire, and a half-assed conclusion. It's disappointing (there’s that word again) because some of the fixes and changes seem obvious to me. Did the Itchy & Scratchy musical need to go for so long? It’s fine, I guess, but the story loses space to breathe especially in the second and third acts. Did Skinner's sexist comments on stage need to be so awkward and clumsy? No one talks like that in real life - the dialogue is unnatural and badly performed by Shearer not to mention there’s been no indication in the past that he’s had views like this. It’s just a blatantly contrived way of inciting the conflict and themes of the episode.
Fortunately, the subsequent school assembly scene is much better written. Skinner’s attempt to tiptoe around the issue and be diplomatic only angers the crowd further which leads to him losing his job. It’s quite effective at illustrating how emotionally charged social issues like these are beset by hypersensitivity and antagonism, the breakdown of empathy and communication, the desire to villainize and punish those with whom we furiously disagree, and the seductive appeal of outrage. All of which is even more relevant today than it was well over a decade ago. The second act is the strongest of the episode. The gender segregation elements are extreme and unsubtle, but they're effective at exaggerating and therefore mocking the common assumptions people have about boys and girls including their capabilities and inclinations. Lisa herself is in fine form though her ability to get away with pretending to be a boy stretches my suspension of disbelief. Why does no one in the girl’s section of the school notice that Lisa is missing for long stretches of time and how does she even get enrolled as a new student? It’s a contrivance, but I can stomach it.
Time constraints force the episode to wrap things up quickly and haphazardly. We don't see the school return to normal or Skinner regaining his position as principal. Selman wants the audience to assume that everything goes back to normal (as it always does), but it makes the episode feel distinctly unfinished. Even Lisa’s speech is shallow and overly moralistic, resembling a Saturday morning cartoon and neutering the issues at hand.
4. Treehouse of Horror XII
Original Season: Season 16, 19 & 17
Director: David Silverman / Chuck Sheetz
Writer: Bill Odenkirk / Marc Wilmore
Personal Score: 3/5
Comments: Of the remaining 15 pre-HD
Treehouse of Horror segments to choose from, only two or three qualify for instant inclusion as far as I’m concerned. Of course, I have to select six which means settling for some mediocrity. The three segments for this special are from seasons 16, 19 and 17 respectively.
The Ned Zone is probably my favourite. The premonitions are unnerving and I like the tone it creates with Ned being unable to change fate. Homer is absolutely repulsive but, y’know, I dunno, nostalgia and rose-tinted glasses I guess? Give me a break, okay, I was 12 years old when I watched this. Have mercy on my Stockholm Syndrome-d soul.
E.T. Go Home has flickers of potential. It might be the best use of Kang/Kodos since, hmmm, a long time ago? I’m actually struggling to recall all the times they’ve been used post-Scully. I’ll get back to you on that. Or not. Probably not. I’m crazy enough as it is. Seriously though, it’s not an
awful segment and I like the modest attempt to subvert the innocence of the source material, but it’s definitely very lightweight. As
@tyler pointed out in his THOH thread, I think it would have benefited from having Lisa be more supicious (like she was in early THOH stories like
Hungry are the Damned,
Bart Simpson's Dracula, etc) and a
counterpoint to Bart's credulity.
I’ve Grown a Costume on Your Face is also very thin, but there’s a lot of cool visual material including the designs of the characters and the tantalizing glimpses of the chaos that ensues. Sadly, the short runtime hamstrings everything which is a pity because the concept is solid for a THOH segment and it could have been great if it wasn't rushed (or had been made during the classic era obvs).
5. The Haw-Hawed Couple
Original Season: Season 18
Director: Chris Clements
Writer: Matt Selman
IMDB Score: 7.2/10
Personal Score: 5/5
Comments: Over the past few years since I became active on NoHomers, you may or may not have noticed that I have a love-hate relationship with post-classic
Simpsons. I still get excited about new episodes (and occasionally enjoy them for what they are), but I wait with bated breath for news that the show has been cancelled and I get a bizarre sense of satisfaction every time the ratings for a new episode fall to new lows. Dat cognitive dissonance ya’ll. I want the show to be put to rest because I like endings, but I’m in too deep and will stick it out for as long as either of us exists so might as well settle into that
“mindless, happy stupor” Lisa warned us about several eons ago. From time to time, the stars will align and I’ll watch a genuinely great episode that gives me joy and makes it all worthwhile.
The Haw-Hawed Couple is one such episode. It’s a delightful character study that sheds light on and adds depth to Nelson more so than any other episode (including
Sleeping with the Enemy). Selman writes a solid story that humanizes Nelson and explores what makes him tick, delicately balancing interpersonal drama with levity in the process. The craftsmanship is a cut above other contemporary episodes with excellent characterizations, pacing, editing, humour, and dialogue with few moments that make me cringe or raise my eyebrows confusedly. I really like how Nelson is so unpredictable and unstable because it allows the character to remain threatening yet still sympathetic. The Homer and Lisa subplot is also fabulous, containing lots of adorable interactions.
My only complaint is that the ****** joke didn’t need to be explained and the
Harry Potter parody is weak (the visuals and references are as generic as they come). Aside from that, I’m a big fan of the episode. If only the rest of the JAB production cycle had maintained this standard of quality.
6. My Fair Laddy
Original Season: Season 17
Director: Bob Anderson
Writer: Michael Price
IMDB Score: 6.4/10
Personal Score: 4/5
Comments: My Fair Laddy is modestly successful as a belated showcase for Groundskeeper Willie. I haven’t seen the source material and can’t comment on the efficacy of the parody, but it certainly comes across as affectionate through the charming musical numbers and choreography. The story is formulaic and light on jokes, but it’s competent and buoyed by some excellent character work not to mention a sensational vocal performance by Castellaneta. I’m ambivalent about the subplot (though the pants commercial is hilarious) and the obnoxious bombardment intro gets on my nerves. Also, I wish Lisa came across as less opportunistic and that Willie’s longing for his humble shack had more impetus. Aside from that, it’s a nice episode and definitely among the best of season 17.
7. Papa Don't Leech
Original Season: Season 19
Director: Chris Clements
Writer: Reid Harrison
IMDB Score: 6.0/10
Personal Score: 3/5
Comments: Sequels to classic episodes of
The Simpsons are inherently at a disadvantage. They inevitably draw comparisons to their golden age progenitors and almost invariably fall short. It seems counter-intuitive and self-defeating for the show to make explicit reference to and/or directly follow-up on past events because it accomplishes little beyond reminding us how much better the early years were. To be fair, after being on the air for so long, mining previous stories for ideas is hardly a shock. I suppose it makes for a good headline and promo. On rare occasions, we get a worthwhile and effortful sequel like
Half-Decent Proposal. Most of the time, they’re just bad and exist only to capitalize on nostalgia. Sometimes, however, they come out closer to the middle and barely rise above or fall below mediocre. That’s where
Papa Don’t Leech lands for me.
I used to dislike this, but I’ve come around to it
a little in recent years. It’s got absolutely nothing on
Colonel Homer (which is one of the best martial conflict episodes of the series), but it has
some positive aspects. To its credit, the story doesn’t fall into the very obvious pitfall of turning into another redundant marriage crisis. As a matter of fact, Homer is very much on the periphery and Marge takes centre stage in her attempt to reconnect Lurleen with her estranged deadbeat father. Lurleen herself is sympathetic and her songs are all right. There are a few good gags as well from the Homer lookalikes and ‘Daddy’s Special Pair’ to Wiggum jumping off the roof (which had me in stitches the first time I watched it). As for the controversial dream sequence at the start, yeah it’s distasteful, but is it any worse than Lisa blissfully imagining herself impaling Bart on a Nobel peace prize or Homer imagining himself laughing while Ned is stuck in a burning house?
8. Mommie Beerest
Original Season: Season 16
Director: Mark Kirkland
Writer: Michael Price
IMDB Score: 6.8/10
Personal Score: 5/5
Comments: Mommie Beerest is more than the sum of its parts. Moe decides to renovate the bar? Yawn. Homer suspects Marge might be cheating on him? Groan. Homer and Marge reaffirm their love? Yawn
and groan. The individual components that make up the episode sound vapid on paper, but there’s something about the way they all come together that makes the package unexpectedly cohere and work really well. For one, Moe and Marge working together is a refreshing dynamic. It’s also really funny (love the self-referential jab at Jerkass Homer). You’d think Homer’s concerns about Marge falling for Moe would be tripe and a chore to sit through, but the episode wisely chooses not to give his suspicions any credence. Sure, Marge is more absent than usual to work and spend time with Moe, but she never once displays romantic interest in him. Homer’s fears and insecurities concoct what is obviously an imaginary crisis which is fun to watch. It even has some classic era precedence, drawing parallels with his jealous and possessive attitude in
Marge on the Lam. I thoroughly enjoy this episode and it’s easily one of the top five written by Michael Price.
9. Yokel Chords
Original Season: Season 18
Director: Susie Dietter
Writer: Michael Price
IMDB Score: 6.8/10
Personal Score: 3/5
Comments: Michael Price attempts to replicate the success of
My Fair Laddy with
Yokel Chords and the results are decidedly mediocre. As a musical, this is almost certainly the weakest of the pre-HD era with songs that barely register emotionally let alone stay in your head afterwards. The Spuckler kids are too indistinct as individual characters and, even as an ensemble, fail to rouse much interest. I can’t get invested in Lisa’s endearing but vain effort to educate and refine them (unlike with Willie). Cletus and his family simply aren’t compelling enough to carry an entire episode (later HD episodes corroborate this) and is best used in small doses. The Bart subplot is great though. His Dark Stanley prank (which is beautifully stylized and animated) vaguely recalls an earlier version of the character who was more of a harmless jester than a malicious sociopath. The subsequent therapy scenes with him and Dr. Swanson are also good, leading to a surprisingly insightful epiphany about his proclivity for pranks. I think the episode is worthwhile for this alone.
10. Kill Gil, Volumes I & II
Original Season: Season 18
Director: Bob Anderson
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
IMDB Score: 6.2/10
Personal Score: 2.5/5
Comments: Kill Gil, Volumes I & II was considered to be one of the worst episodes of the series when it aired. That's what I remember anyway. That distinction has been supplanted many times over in the years since and, now, this controversial Christmas episode seems quite tame and innocuous in the wake of the HD era. Actually, it attempts a couple of rather interesting and ambitious things. The first is giving Gil
of all freaking characters the spotlight. He barely had a few minutes of cumulative screen-time before this and he’s never been well-liked either (personally, I’ve no strong feelings either way). It’s just a baffling choice, but I can’t help admiring how brazenly off-centre and unexpected it is.
The second is the bona fide effort to subvert the Christmas spirit. The cynicism of Gil overstaying his welcome faintly echoes the classic-era and even Scully-era Christmas episodes. The way the story flashes from one holiday to the next over the span of a year is also a unique and engaging structural device, giving it an experimental flavour. However, these strengths are also its weaknesses and it takes them
way too far. It’s not remotely plausible that Marge or the rest of the family would let Gil squat in their home for so long out of fear of saying no.
Marge tracking Gil down after he leaves to achieve some sort of catharsis also rubs me the wrong way. I get what they were going for, but it’s
so extreme. I suppose they thought that would make it funny, but it sure as hell doesn’t. Marge comes off looking
really bad in this confrontation. Gil never intentionally took advantage of your generosity, Midge. He was just clueless, insensitive and selfish. Wait, we’re still talking about Gil, right? Pretty sure I just described Homer. I wonder if making Gil more aware of his parasitical actions and therefore more patently villainous would have made this ending land better. Sure, Gil would look even worse, but I’d take it over the current ending any day. A potentially fruitful idea again squandered by an absence of subtlety, restraint and acumen. And to think, this was written by Westbrook on one of his
better days. Good Lord.
11. Thank God It's Doomsday
Original Season: Season 16
Director: Michael Marcantel
Writer: Don Payne
IMDB Score: 7.3/10
Personal Score: 4/5
Comments: Thank God It’s Doomsday is a reasonably amusing episode that pokes fun at doomsayers, calling attention to the thoroughly absurd and arbitrary methods they use to determine the time of the apocalypse, how easily they misinterpret random signs, and their tendency to confuse fiction with reality (as Homer does with
Left Below). Some insightful and pertinent observations lurk on the fringes such as the harmful effects ridicule and scorn have on superstitious people. It ostracises rather than rehabilitates and shames rather than educates, sending them deeper into bubbles of fear and extremism. People don't like being wrong and they'll do everything they can to avoid the psychological distress of confronting that. That's partly why they double down on their beliefs or shift the goalposts so easily just as Homer does here. One of many things to ponder in the age of COVID denial and vaccine hesitancy. Anyway, why so serious B-Boy, did you forget this is a comedy show? The episode loses a bit of steam after the ‘rapture’, but I love that it avoids categorically revealing whether Homer actually went to heaven or dreamed the whole thing. The miraculous restoration of Moe’s adds to the ambiguity and the final shot parodying Da Vinci’s
The Last Supper is brilliant.
Addendum (15/10/21): The following changes have been made:
- Modified the sequence of episodes, grouping some episodes into smaller thematic groups:
- Episodes 1 - 3 feature characters taking on new identities and personas to fight against injustices
- Episodes 5 - 10 feature characters trying to help and support others who are downtrodden.
- Modified the Treehouse of Horror - swapped 'Survival of the Fattest' and 'The Day the Earth Looked Stupid' with 'E.T. Go Home' and 'I've Grown a Costume on Your Face' respectively (both of which were originally included in my next season) as they suit the theme of this season better. Not sure I'll keep 'Survival of the Fattest', to be honest - I'll give that some thought ahead of the next season.
- Removed 'The Seven-Beer Snitch' and replaced it with 'Kill Gil, Volumes I & II'. The former is a nothing episode that barely met the criteria for the theme of this season. I know the latter is widely criticised and disliked, but it fits the bill and it's noteworthy for being a Christmas episode which this season previously lacked.
- Minor and major edits and fixes to the comments for every episode.