Thano : I thought that was the "Eric Way."
Eric : I will not dignify that comment with a response.
Adam Wolf : A sphincter says what?
Lee : What?

LISA SUX!!!!! Seriuosly she/ sux ass and Barts better. LISAS STOOOOPID AND BART SKATEBOARDS HOMER DRINKS BEER HEHEHAH DUFF!! Pick my kwote you dum NERDSYDORKS CUZ LISA SUX AND RALPH IS FUNNY AND FAT barney too. lisa will prbably be a LEZBIAN HAHAHAH GAY PEOPLE SUK. PS - I PICK ELEPHANT PRIZE CUZ BART DID CUZ I ALREDDY HAVE JOB REFFIN SOCCER GAMES $$6.50! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BEAT THAT GAY LISAA!!!!11 - Nate Gilmore

Thano : Hahahahahhahahshshsahsahhahaha...
Eric : No elephant for you!
Adam Wolf : Who slipped the smack into your drink?

A fifties-style house wife. Yep, "antideppresants" and all. Her drink of choice will be G&T, and she'll tell her kids all about the time she used to be smart and going somewhere - Bevin

Thano : I remember when I was going somewhere... and then I got lost. And here I am now, what a cruel world we live in.
Adam Wolf : What are you talking about? This world isn't cruel *breaks lamp over Thano's head*
Eric : Don't cry for Thano, he's already dead.

I think she'll realize that being smart is stupid and become the most famous stripper east of the Mississippi...and west of the Mississippi - Russ Chaney

Eric : .......You're fired.
Thano : It's surprising how many of you want to see Lisa take her clothes off. Actually, it's quite disturbing.
Adam Wolf : I learned how to spell Mississippi by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Hootie McBoob. hmm... - sofia eldridge

Thano : What the hell are you talking about?
Lee : mmm.... b o o b i e s.
Adam Wolf : Who's hooting the what now?

consumer advocate - Debbo D.

Thano : Thanks for putting your heart and soul into this response. I am a better person now that I've read it.
Adam Wolf : My god! It's like you've known me all your life!
Eric : First prize, first prize, first prize!

Ironicaly she will be a butcher for McDonalds after droping out of college after finding out that in the year 2020 all college graduates will be sent away to a meat eating planet to let aliens study the humans as a compromise to taking over earth. - LenRaq

Thano : Hate to break it to you, but McDonalds meat basically consists of cow dung or human flesh... or both.
Lee : There's very little meat in these gym mats!
Eric : Quit your bitching and go back to work.
Adam Wolf : McDonalds is unknown in Springfield. Remember... the cops had that conversation at Krusty Burger. You don't? Grab a sound bite at http://springfield.simplenet.com/lets/
Eric : Stop that.

I think she will be a famous jazz musician, following the footsteps of her hero, Bleeding Gums Murphy. (and she may or may not die young, she hasn't decided :) - tara

Thano : I have already decided that I enjoy gravy... with cheese... and ketchup...
Adam Wolf : And horse radish.

Lisa's profession will probably be a computer analyist or an enviromental wack-o,constantly on Mr. Burns for poluting Springfield...and I would like to add to the question of what to do with the Fox lawyers, being an ex- Armor Sergeant, I would borrow a M1A1 Abrams tank with the 120 MM Smoothbore cannon, firing a Depleted Uranium Long rod penetrator round at over 5000 feet per second at their stinkin' BMW's and turn their ass into glowing jelly.....Thank you - Jim

Thano : Although I do like the way you kill lawyers, you're late in replying. So you'll get nothing and like it.
Eric : Ha ha, stick it to the man!
Adam Wolf : Ha ha, stick it to the man!

According to the last script I wrote, she's dead. Can I have my elephant now? - Graham Dawson

Comic Book Store Guy : No you may not. Now go away, we're racing for the title of champion of the universe.
Otto : *bus crashes* All right!
Old Lady Throwing Cats : Blaaabtdyaaa!

1: She'd be a zoo bioligiost, of studing land animals. 2: Throw him/her a threatening package, if you know what I mean(a bomb in a package).

Thano : I think that's another response to the 1st Just D'oh It... what's going on here?
Adam Wolf : Thano, I think this persons talking about what they would do to Lee, but they don't know if he's a boy or girl.
Lee : I'm a boy!
Eric : That's the spirit, never give up hope.

I believe Lisa wants to be the first female presedent. I would also like to respond to the "Just D'oh It #1". The best way to kill them is to take some thing from the show they are trying to defend. Remember when the Simpson family had their names changed and moved to a boat house? Well in that episode, Sideshow Bob straps himself to the bottom of Homer's car. Homer decides to take a detour and drive through a cactas feild. I say strap them to the bottom of a car and drive through a cactas feild!!! Slow and painful. - Michael Pickford

Thano : There's another one replying to the first Just D'oh It... I'm scared.
Adam Wolf : Nope, Lee again.

Lisa will play Alice in the next century's remake of the Brady Bunch series. Sam keeps giving her free samples of meat making her a big fat mama. Eventually, she falls down the Brady staircase, crushing Bobby. She is convicted of Murder and sent to prison for the rest of her life.... did I mention I just ate a pound of Horse Radish? - Adam Wolf

Thano : What the hell, you can't reply AND respond to questions. What do you think this is, a freakin' circus?
Sam : My meat is packed with horse crap.
Lee : Gimmie gimmie gimmie!

a home-maker/ house wife with aspirations of being a famous jazz musician. - josh wheatley

Thano : Why thank you Captain Obvious.
Adam Wolf : *throws a bike at Eric*
Eric : *ducks, bike hits Nate Gilmore in the face*
Nate Gilmore : Agh, my eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Considering her upbringing, I'd say Lisa will become a crazy old lady who lives in someone's front-yard trash pile. - gemini

Thano : Does she throw Cats at people?
Old Lady Throwing Cats : Blaaabtdyaaa!

It's so obvious, Lisa will undoubtedly be a professional arsonist when she grows up. You see, when she's 17 she'll discover a passion for fire, and when she burns her first building she'll discover that for her it's the ultimate high. I sware by that stupid "sample prize" joke on the submissions page that it's true. - Jack Stanton

Thano : I light fires. *plays with lighter*

The CANT test showed that Lisa would be a housewife when she grew up. - Andrew

Eric : Says you, woman.
Adam Wolf : The CANT test also said Bart would be a cop, but in the 2010 episode, Bart was a deconstruction guy. So there!

You're talking about Lisa SIMPSON from the tv show! um she'll be a computer turn-er on-er - Chris Johnson

Thano : You had a comment about Lisa sucking on parts of the male anatomy, and I edited it out! Why? Because I can! Muhahahahah!
Adam Wolf : Oh no, now he's going to "hack" you.

One saxy lady - Handsome Pete

Thano : Like Marge?
Adam Wolf : And Lee in drag?

When Lisa grows up she will become a hippy tree-huggin plant scientist who will live in the rainforest for a long time and get so used to living with gorillas she cant stand civil life and will just live on her own out there... - Matt Bonyak

Cartman : Goddamn this tree-huggin' hippy crap! Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Kenny : Mffahhh hmmm fushshsh hmma!
Stan : You wanna what his ass?
Kyle : Dude! That's sick!

This one will also answer questuion #1. She will be an undercover hooker for the fans of the Simpsons. She will fuck the F*X (i don't want to say any bad words) lawyers so hard that they will stop breathing, at which point she will struggle them to dead with her muscular thighs. - Alex

Thano : I'm sick of people answering number one, I'm gonna beat your ass. *Lunges at the monitor, hits his head, and passes out*
Eric : Uh oh.....he doesn't look so good.
Adam Wolf : Lets see, dislocated shoulder, bump on the noggin. My diagnosis... Bad Babysitting!

She'll be the first female president. (hey, if I give a dumb answer I'll never win. Bah, I won't win anyway. Who am I kidding, she'll be a hooke-- :::passes out:::) - Hari "must... win..." Wierny

Eric : Mmmm, 5 month old hoagie.......ohhhh, I don't feel so good. *collapes*
Adam Wolf : Wasn't Lee planning to be the first female presi... wait, that was a secret.
*Thano is still out cold*

a porn star - Steve

Thano : *Wakes up* Did I hear porn?
Eric : No. Go back to sleep.
Adam Wolf : Did I hear Corn? I need Corn Chips!

Lisa will be a bum on the side of the street who begs for drugs and is always high....ON LIFE! - Steve

Thano : Don't do drugs kids. You could turn out like Freddy here.

Wouldn't it be kind of cool if she was a construction worker or a garbage man? (Waits for a response...no response...drums fingers impatiently on computer table...sighs...crickets begin to chirp noisilly...) Well, never mind now, Which way to the teletubbies chat room?!?! - Mango

Thano : You can'ta have-a the Mango! *smack*
Lee : *splits pants, revealing Teletubby underwear* Ohhh no, not again!
Adam Wolf : Lee, we wear the same underpants.

lisa will probably end up as CEO of the power plant, while Homer is still working the same position. Bart will be either a janitor, or in a position higher than Homer. - Tina "wolf" Cordes

Eric : Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Thano : Janitorial work is wholesome fun for the whole family. Ask Jim Carrey.

I beleive Lisa profession will be a Doctor when she grows up. - Jon

Thano : A professional doctor you say? As apposed to an unprofessional one, that just uses his fake degrees to pick up chicks?
Eric : Like....heh heh.....the dentists!
Cosmo Kramer : You're a rabid anti dentite!
Eric : What? I am not an anti dentite!
Adam Wolf : Why hasn't the word donkey been used yet?

A movie critic. She's always putting in her two cents even though no one wants it; why not make a living doing it. And Ralph can be her partner. She rambles on and on and on and on. . .he says "I liked it." - Wiggum

Eric : Worst reading ever.
Adam Wolf : Ralph wanted to be a caterpillar, so I guess you can cross this one out.

Professinal "answer to the question nobody asked" - Brad Horras

Thano : It's funny cause it's true.
Adam Wolf : Somebody can't spell Professanal

Nobel prize winning, kickboxing, scientist who does Tae-Bo everyday! - Butt Crack

Billy Blanks : If you have the will, I have the way, and it's Tae-Bo.
Mr. Miyagi : Wax on, wax off.
Shigeru Miyamoto : www.nintendo.com

Dinosaur keeper (Because she brings them back to life!). - Bryn Be A Jedi Tonight!

Baby Dinosaur : Not the momma! *hits Adam over the head with a frying pan* Heh heh heh heh!
Adam Wolf : *Passes out*
Roseanne Barr : I was a whale keeper but I ended up eating them.

She's going to end up being a hippy impersonator . Yep, yep, yep, she is because *I* say so and what *I* say happens, happens! :-) - Scott Beckerman

Thano : Actually, *I* call the shots around here now. Uhh... carry on...
Eric : Dude this solar computer only has 10 minutes of juice left! ....Well, at least I don't have Lee's PC.
Lee : Agh, time to turn the monitor off, the Ram's low. Agh, system crashing, mayday, mayday!
Adam Wolf : *Still lying on ground... cat Nippa comes along and poo's on his face*

When Lisa grows up, she will be a geek pit handler, skilled at both preparing live chickens for the geek to bite the head of, and also at raking, mowing and otherwise readying the pit for full geekiness....this of course is all after she graduates, with honors, from Yale. Did I mention that between graduation and her new occupation, she develops quite an impressive little scotchguard habit?? and of course, she worships the Boognish. - Fat Lenny

Thano : The Boognish is becoming the staple of the Just D'oh It section.
Adam Wolf : *Wakes Up* Eric! I think I hate Ted Koppel. Wait, I don't know who he is. Ooh, a chocolate bar.

a member of greenpeace - Greg McDonald

Thano : Sorry, I was killing baby seals, did you say something?
Eric : I'll take the baby guts!
Adam Wolf : Nuke the whales!

she will study political science in college,nearly achieving a doctorate when bart taps into her tuition funds.she ends up working at a sweatshop.finally,she ends up working as a plumbers assistant, getting paid minimum wage.

Thano : She can be my assistant any day! Wait, no.

A vetrinarian, specializing in animal proctology. - Kara

Eric : Heh heh heh....ASSMAN.

Lisa? .. Profession!? ... I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!

Thano : That was really un-funny. That's for putting a dark spot in the otherwise bright replies...
Brian Chen : Who wrote this. It was you, wasn't it Lee.
Lee : Can't talk, eating. Later, sex.

Ok, well according to British philosopher Themis Terryman, "Lisa suffers from a cute personality disorder. She will most likely end up in a road side ditch with a bottle of non-alcoholic scotch" - Pops Freshenmeyer

Adam Wolf : This person has taken my life story and posted it here. I'll sue you.
Lee : *grabs bottle of scotch, starts drinking* It beeeeeegins! Woop dooo dee doop dee do! *runs into road naked*
Eric : Sigh...I just don't understand it.

I think she'll be........................................A DIRTY WHORE - Aries

Thano : If she takes after Marge, she'll be a clean whore.

A New Orleans stripper/hooker/rapist - Scorpio

Eric : Well anything can happen in New Orleans...the big easy, sweet Lady Gumbo...ol' swampy.

When Lisa grows up? Assuming she will grow up, because I mean, it's been like ten years and she's had one (possibly two) birthdays. So by the time she does grow up (average grown up age is 26?), the year should be approximately 2170 (she ages one year every ten years, get it?). By then, robots will rule the earth, so she will have to do what everyone who isn't a robot or a cactus (that's right baby, cactus. They're gonna make a huge comeback.) is doing, making cheese. Yes, the cheese business will skyrocket on account of the fact that that's what fuels the robots. Cheese! - Esa Eslami

Adam Wolf : I've started this Cheese making already.
Thano : Cactus will make a comeback? I assume it will be a comeback like Mr. Potato Head did.
Eric : Duh, it's a bucket of fun, a bucket of fun for everyone.

The Winner: I think Lisa will hit herself on the head when she gets older, and get total amnesia. Bart will then re-program Lisa's mind, making her think she is a prostitute. She will sell her body for drug and alchohol money. - Michael Richards

Scorpio : You bastard! You stole my hooker idea!
Eric : Heh, that's what happened to Brian Chen!
Adam Wolf : Wasn't Alun Morgan involved though?
Eric : Maybe...a lot of things happened on that unspeakable safari.
Thano : I have no idea why, but you win! I think it was because you had the most creative method in making Lisa a prostitute.

Conclusion : Lisa has sex appeal.