This is the first ive ever heard of it. Why would anyone be so stupid - Sheldon

Eric: That is what we'll soon find out, my young friend.

He intentionally did it. he is really Thano taking on the name Mike Scully. that means Thano is really a mad scientist trying to destroy it because he wants girls gone wild to be on instead. he will also destroy Michael, take on the form of Matt Groening and lock Eric in his "secret volcano lair." he will have alot of money and then accidentily drop it into the volcano. he gets so mad he commits suicide but doesnt work so he leaves the simpsons. - duffman90210@hotmail.com

Eric: Secret volcano lair?
Thano: I like tall buildings.

I Think That....I WILL HAVE SOME COOKIES!!!! *Steals Package Of Oreos From Thano And Stuffs Them Into Her Mouth All At One Time* Mmmm.....Oreos. - DrewCarey4Ever

Thano: Bitch. Give me my fucking cookies back.
Eric: Well, you've tasted *our* cookies. Now we must taste yours!

if he did. super glue his ass together so he cant shit. then watch him explode - ¤ThaGinGerBreadMAN¤

Thano: You'd love to be the glue applier, wouldn't you? Homo.
Eric: That's what we did to Russ Chaney. That boy ain't writing in this section anytime soon.

Mike Scully is a goat. But also he is my friend. Lets face the facts I can teach dogs better tricks than he can teach a cat how to walk. Seriously the Simpsons, Oh, how nice. I love them. I want to marry them. I want to marry their uncle. I guess it all comes back to the fact the simpsons should have a show on Doogie Howser. Never mind that the real conclusion should be a football matchup. Did Mike Scully ruin the Simpsons? Lets face the facts the Scully did nothing but ruin the X-files. I wish I was taller. I love myself. I like to kiss my arm. Clint eastwoods a spaceman. I am a real American. - jim

Eric: Kids, Jim here is what we call a "crackhead." Webster's Dictionary defines crackhead as a slang expression for a heavy user of crack cocaine. Stay away from Jim and his kind.
Ryan: Jim can't bust heads like he used to, but he knows every trick in the book. One thing he does is tell stories that don't go anywhere.

Who cares, Thano's hot ;) hehehehe........ ahh. - baby_doll816@hotmail.com

"Tempation" Bob Honkisz: Fools, I am the only hot member of ET's staff.
Eric: .. Whatever. I don't want to know what was up with that "ahh" at the end.
Thano: You better not be a guy... again.
"Temptation" Bob Honkisz: It's all good. Especially if she's a lesbian!

Thano, indeed I am an incredibly gorgeous woman. I will now proceed with sexual favors aplenty! - Courtney "then she would be downstairs masturbating with a Smirnoff bottle..." L.

Thano: If you masturbate with a Smirnoff bottle, I'm not going to be of any use.
"Temptation" Bob Honkisz: I'll be downstairs with her, guys. Laters.

Of course he is trying to destroy the simpsons. His wife owns all the stock in the company. So he thinks that by destroying the Simpsons his wifes career will go down in the toilet. Not to mention the massive amount of STD's she will recieve from numerous homeless sex partners. But anyways. lets talk about my cats. I will trade you my two cats for your little brother and your bedroom door, but only if your bedroom door is a six-panel oak door. Only the best for me. the 1324 Great Civil War between the rats and the weasels lead to the bitter hatred the two species have for eachother, but it does not explain the love that the koalas have for the prarie dogs. The koalas say that they are "well equipped" but I'm not sure that what they are telling me is the whole story. How are you? If you would have said fantasmagoric I would have granted you three wishes. Good night.. i will be here all week. - Andrew Pratt

Thano: No you won't.
Eric: ...Keep the damn cats.

I just think he's not getting enough sex - The Northern Lights

Thano: Neither is Eric.
Eric: Obviously.
Ryan: I would think that a man with a mullet of that magnitude would have no trouble making whoopie, or at least recieving mouth whoopie.

Mike Scully is totally innocent! (sarcasm machine rumbles) In no way did he ever try to destroy the simpsons! (steam escapes from the sarcasm machine) How on earth could you acuse this wonderful man of this terrible crime (sarcasm machine creaks under pressure) I hearby swear on this bible that Mike in no way bribed me to say this. (sarcasm machine explodes) oops - Thursday Next

Eric: Stay away from our visitors' opinions, Scully! Look what you did to that poor sarcasm machine!

I think Mike Scully was very cool, and he did a very good job for the Simpsons, but that Groening bastard thinks he's so cool just because he has a cartoon series and he makes lots of money, well let me tell you something Matt, I did so much for this show! YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME! I tell you I was so angry, I wanted to take that annoying pen of his and stick it up --- I mean, Mike Scully shouldn't have had to be fired from the Simpsons, he really helped them go forward- Oh crap, the cops are coming. Good evening officer! No, I was just checking my e-mail. No, that's just parsley in a Ziploc. So what if I have a restraining order? I can still go on the websites can't I? OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH ME! HAHAHAAHAHAHAhahahahaha.... - Mister... um... Yllucs

Eric: That man sure looked familiar... aww, he tripped and fell. And now the cops brought the tazers out. Cool, this beating is getting ugly.

briefly touch on subject + reference random obscure simpson's trivia + call thano "cool" and eric and/or lee "gay" + pray that i'm the last one to submit a response 'cuz you guys are are probably too lazy to scroll back up and think about it + 2pi(r)^2 = BIG WIN BARELY 18 SECURE FINACIAL INVESTMENT GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! - nomegusta42@hotmail.com

Thano: Sweet. I'm cool.
Eric: God dammit, he has us all figured out. I guess this means that this section of the site is coming to an end soon, huh?
Ryan: If this is anyone besides the NintenDorks, you're stealing our bit.

Bounce pogopogopogopogo Jump pogopogopogopogo Down pogopogopogopogo Up pogopogopogopogo - kmad

Eric: Our last Just D'oh It "winner" received a pogo stick.. and look how much fun he's having! This could be yoooooou!
Thano: Either that or he's doing your mom. Snap.

i dont really think he WANTED to ruin it...its just that the people from ABC hypnotised him with some sort of electic boogaloo machine ....hey wait...wheres my electric boogaloo machine???!!!?!? I"VE BEEN HORNSWOGGLED (is that a word)? whew too much coo coo karoo....and by the way...uh..what was i talking about?...oh yea stay outta my drawer..cause you see...women are like lee...they like men...they wear thongs, and they eat coo coo karoo......now i will leave you with a song i made with my girlfriend " number 8 *belch* number 8 *belch* number 8 *belch* number 8 *belch* number 8 *belch* number 8 *belch* number 8 *belch* " goodbye....and if anyone ever says life is like a box of chocolats...i want you to spit in theyre face ugghh...i need a drink...i'll just have a single plum floating in colouge in a mans hat...bye guys..................THANO ROCKS AND LEE well...i have nothing against lee - Armen"whos hand is that?!?!?" Haftvani

Thano: Do you guys even remember who Lee is? The amount of elipses you used exceeds the limits. You lose.
Eric: You need to be hornswoggled again. Repeatedly.
Ryan: briefly touch on subject + reference random obscure simpson's trivia + call thano "cool" and eric and/or lee "gay" + pray that i'm the last one to submit a response 'cuz you guys are are probably too lazy to scroll back up and think about it + 2pi(r)^2 = BIG WIN BARELY 18 SECURE FINACIAL INVESTMENT GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

It's not fair to blame mike scully. The people who are ruining it are the cubans. Those damn cigars are laced with LSD. It's not Mike's fault he's tripping out ever time he smokes a cigar. When he's on such a bad trip, he doesn't know what's funny. - Josh Gombrich

Eric: LSD? Don't be insane, we all smoke Cubans whenever we update this... woaaaah heeee heeeaahah. I AM SUPERMAN. FEAR MY CAPE.

Yes.......he ruined my life too.....I loved him and he left me in the gutter......I gotta' admit he was one hell of a lover.... - ominous oat

Thano: Hottie.

He's misunderstood but so am I! I live in a swamp writing letters to Steven King, demanding he turns Limp Bizkit into real biscuits! BWA-HA-HA-HAHA-HAAA! - Chris Thorburn in Man Getting Hit By Football

Eric: Bound to happen sooner or later.
Thano: Keep on rollin'.

Of course it was intentional! And he almost did it, what with some of the recent stupid episodes like "Behind the Laughter." Mike Scully should burn in hell. So should any ignoramus who thinks he is misunderstood. Thank God he's not there anymore, so hopefully now "The Simpsons" will drop the gimmicky crap and get back to funny stuff, like Bart and Homer being tethered together by court order. - Kevin "Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!" Campbell

Eric: Hey, we're all just admitting that he's ugly and/or gay, no one has said that he should burn in hell. What a mean bastard.

Evil Dumbass?, Misunderstood Genius? Me thinks he is misunderstood. I know how dat be feelz. he r gone and i r sad but my cat just got neutered. his balls are gone and that must hurt!!! - My cat just got neutered

Eric: Yet another victim of Bob Barker's evil propaganda.
Ryan: The price is wrong, bitch.
Thano: He needs to get a new fucking microphone. Get one that clips on to your jacket, or have someone follow you around with a boom, but get rid of that twig.

NOBODY IS MISUNDERSTOOD!!! The Only Ones That Are Misunderstood Are Me,And My Fellow Ocelots,Thano,Eric,Russ,Lee,The Beatles,The Monkees,And The Cast Of Whose Line Is It Anyway? But Mike Scully,LET HIM ROT IN HELL!!! And Join Lee At The Male Strip Joints With Smithers And Liberachi.(This Is Where You Respond With A Gay Lee Joke,Anectote About You're Miserable Lives,A Joke That I'm An Idiot,And/Or A Refrence To Whose Line Is It Anyway.I'm Through Rambling Now. P.S.Lee Rules.He May Be Gay,But He's A Real Cool Guy In My Book. - Ocelot_Girl

Eric: Lee's gay? Huh.. weird.

Mike Scully is just venting his anger on the simpsons. he has many reasons to be angry. they are: 1) he doesn't have a BLUE KAZOO (unlike me, which i am playing at this very moment :) ) 2) he wishes that he had a cap with a propeller on the top (i am wearing mine right now :) ) 3) i am sure there are many other reasons, but i will not go into them now. Toodles!!!! - Tom Richardson

Thano: Rock. Lates.

hitler was misunderstood too. - scorpio

Eric: Yes, but did Hitler look like this?

He's trying to destory the show so you HELLBOUND SINNERS WON"T BURN IN THE ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE! Repent, acknowledge Jesus Christ as your personal savior, and read my book, "The Next Step", available from Chick Publications. P.S. It was good to remove a known homosexual from your organization. However, there are still other homosexuals to be removed. Do it now, for Jesus's sake. P.P.S. I know kung-fu. - Jack T. Chick

Eric: Excellent. We will use your mighty kung-fu powers to rid ourselves of the other homosexuals... whoever they are... you guys have any ideas?
Ryan: Russ Chaney.
Thano: Jack Chick is fucking funny. Those comics kill me.

Razor: Yeah. Ruudboy: Naw. Razor: Wait, I don't think it was a 'yes-or-no' question. Ruudboy: Not really. But in the end, it doesn't matter one way or the other. Razor: No, since not a person in the universe knows who we are or pays any amount of attention to us. Ruudboy: Well, at least as far as you're concerned. Razor: Hey, watch your mouth, dude. Remember, you're the designated Smithers to my Mr. Burns. Ruudboy: Gross. Does that mean I have to scrub the dead skin off your back? Razor: No...it means you have to chew it off and eat it. Ruudboy. Okay then. That makes me feel a little better. Hey, none of this has anything to do with the actual question! Razor: So? We're never going to win anyway. Everybody says we suck. Ruudboy. Well, at least they're right about you. Razor: I thought I told you to watch it! No more bong hits for you, my fine feathered friend. Ruudboy: You're the one who smokes, not me. Razor: Oh, yeah. I forgot. - Razor and Ruudboy

Eric: Pass that bong around, fellas.
Ryan: You don't understand, Eric. This guy has split personallities. And there's nothing funny about that. But last week he called my house.....and my caller ID exploded.
Thano: Easy there, Jay Leno.

I think former executive producer Mike Scully did not intend to destroy The Simpsons in recent years. I think it was one of his other personalities. I cannot tell you which one though as he seems to acquire another personalility every second day or so. I do have my suspicions but I am not at liberty to say due to legal reasons and the fact that is a family website. At the last personality count there were approximately 32648 found for Mike Scully and it is estimated that a further 1539 were in hiding and 12536 were doing various chores and completing other menial tasks in relation to the art of stamp collecting. So I beg you not to condemn Mr Scully just condemn the piles of stamps for corrupting his mind beyond recognition with tales of postage and packaging. - dave

Eric: Yet another reason why stamp collecting leads to insanity.

Mike Scully is a truly under-rated and hard-working man who did a lot for the Simpsons and he deserves to get credit for it. He taught us all that TV doesn't have to make sense as long as it's not funny either. That idiotic gags, ridiculous plot twists and constant slapstick humor are better than intelligent jokes and clever refferences. He also contributed a lot to the development of the show's characters. Thanks to Mike, Homer is no longer an intelligence-impaired but good-hearted father. He is a raving lunatic and a pussy that starts weeping on every given opportunity. I'm surprised he hasn't come out of the closet yet - I've seen manlier men at an NSYNC concert. Oh, that reminds me, the brilliant Mike Scully also managed to get the hottest boy band out there, NSYNC to guest star on the Simpsons! It was such jolly good fun, and we even got to see outtakes during the credits! With this and many other contributions, Mike Scully, proud member of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, has proven what a magnificent person he is. I salute you Mike, I wish you all the best of luck in your future life and career, and keep reaching for that rainbow! - Anthrax Inspector

On the 14-03-02 Bill Gates and Al Gore will bring forth the new dawn when the Messih of Destruction will Come destroying all good in world calling it christmas 2 and a star will form in the sky shape like an X while the universe will collapse on its self. - KillMichael@atomicdeathray.aol

Ryan: JUST AS NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED.
Eric: If it wasn't for Just D'oh It, none of you would have ever known this. You should all give us thanks in the forms of women and money.

First of all, this elephant (please be Stampy, no elephants that preform at weddings, eat peanuts and pick people up with their trunks and turn them upside down) can't possibly fit in my appartment. Can't you shrink it or something? Anyway, Mike Scully is probably just misunderstood. Then again, maybe he is an evil genius. He probably thought that in future years, Homer would invent some sort of hillatious refregirator alarm, Marge's hair would turn grey due to lack of Blue #57, Bart would become a drifter, Lisa would exiled to some desert island (nice episode plot, maybe she will share it with Gil or something), and Maggie would be the public speaking champion of the world. Naturally they would all be much different than they are today, but that's life for ya. Anyway, since I'm keeping so much text in one stinkin' paragraph, I should make a new one. Right?... RIGHT??? Sorry, I didn't catch your answer. Anyway, let me close by saying SIDESHOW BOB RULES ALL. ALL HAIL SIDESHOW BOB OR MAY THEIR STOMACH BE BLOATED AND THEIR HEADS PLUCKED OF ALL BUT THREE HAIRS!... Do you guys think I should shut my pie-hole and go get some more whipped cream and signs saying "Pay me 50 dollars or you'll be sorry"? WELL??? DO YOU??? Sorry, I feel like slapping myself now. Can someone hand my about a hundred of those extra drowzy formula flu pills? - Oye Nutter

Eric: We don't have any, but you can choose between Flintstones vitamins and whatever's in Thano's secret stash.
Thano: Just don't touch my condoms.
Eric: Why are these wrappers so smal.... oh, sorry man.

Did former executive producer, Mike Scully, intentionally attempt to destroy The Simpsons in recent years or is he just misunderstood? Simpler minds would not have noticed. As long as their beloved family continued to appear twice every weekday and once every Sunday they continued their blistful lives like commitose zombies, afterall, as long as the Simpsons are on, all is right with the world. But Mike Scully took advantage of his ignorant viewers. Promising writers their own projects, such as Futurama and the Family Guy, and focusing less attention on their star, The Simpsons, was horrible case of neglect. While one can understand his attempt to duplicate the success that The Simpsons brought to Fox, he had no excuse for the lack of fresh and original shows. Although some episodes lacked the "piss your pants, spit milk out your nose" humor that were obviously appearant in past seasons, our favorite family still entertained us all. So what Mike Scullly should have realized is that, "if it ain't broke, then don't fix it". Thank you - Joey

Eric: I used that same philosophy in regards to a new design for NoHomers.net, and a lot of people want to kill me because of it.
Thano: This site looks awesome 5 years ago.

I'd shoot the lawyers with a gun, I'd make someone like me who is scary with randomness, (yes, i make up words!), Lisa will be an adult when she grows up, Smithers and Burns should get married, I'd hire better writers, Maralyn Manson, because he gets run over with an elephant, and trampled with a slow death by a train full of fat people fatter than homer, The old cat lady because I can be scary, I wanna see Courtney Cox play Selma and patty (because she's a twig), The woman from the Christian band would come up to her and say "I don't know you yet, but I want Ned and his money!" and she hires an assasian to kill maude, but after seeing ned has no money, she runs away, and I think you guys play with penguins and donkeys while tap-dancing with butterflies and making gasoline out of water, and everyone knows Burns will kill smithers because burns wants a child and he can't exactly get one if he falls for a gay guy, but then burns kills himself because he was smither's lover, which leaves everyone else confused, (including you guys), and FOX is in a conspiracy to make us actually go outside into the sun ::hisses::, and the extra features for the DVD should be that everyone is ordered to gimmie all chocolate pudding in the world, and ice cream, too, and Mike Scully is a guy I never heard of, but I'm going to make a rash judgement and say he hates simpsons, and I will be in all of the "just d'oh it" collection because i have all the "just d'oh it"s in one submission! Haha! Oh, and I used no periods, and most of this was one sentence! :-p All responses to pervious "just d'oh it"s. Take that, Thano! - Dee "You shouldn't judge a place you've never been to before; that's what they do in Russia!" C'yeal

Thano: I saw your last sentence and I didn't read it. Eat it.

Eric: What the hell are we doing here? Lee: Yeah! We're supposed to be READING the entry, not IN it! Thano: No S**t, Sherlock. Mrs. Blackhart from background cocks a gun: Read the script! Lee, traumatized: Miziz Blackhart one, and we r giveng her all thu monee. Thano: Haha! She can't spell! Eric: Hooked on fonikz werked 4 me. ::Blackhart cocks gun, then beats the crap out of a chair:: Monkey: Run while you still can. Mike Scully: Kang and Kodos made me try to kill "the simpsons" because they want penguins to star instead on a new spinoff "The Artics"! Blackhart: You made a big mistake coming here, bub. ::Blackhart chases Mike Scully and the monkey:: ::The guys behind a two-way mirror:: Lee: That woman SERIOUSLY needs some help. Eric: Definately-- wait. How did she know we were going to say this? Is she another one of our stalkers?? Thano: I like chocolate pudding. I like chocolate pudding... ::Monkey hands Thano chocolate pudding:: Thano, after looking around: I like a million dollars. I like a million dollars... ::Monkey flashes Thano, & Eric screams like a little girl:: Lee: And I thought Blackhart was messed up. That's just wrong! Thano: Where's my money?? Signed, Sugar-high, caffiene-junkie, Simpsons-obsessed, just-plain-disturbing FOX Lawyers - Mrs. "Like most people, yes, I've dealt a little ivory" Blackhart

Eric: What the fuck just happened here?
Thano: If you like sugar you should try coke. It gets you really high.

THE WINNAH: First look at this http://graphics.theonion.com/avpics_3606/mike_scully.jpg Then laugh. Then read this quote I found. "My thing is, I always hope we know when to get out before America is screaming at us to get out. Once they turn on you, they turn hard. I saw them do it with Seinfeld." I think you've got your answer now. And if you don't then it's that he's misunderstood. And he's ugly. Never forget that. - Kevin "The Genius" Tyson

Eric: Hot damn, we have our winner. Mostly because Kevin "The Genius" Tyson is one of the few people who actually answered the damn question.
Ryan: America turned on Seinfeld? Why the fuck wasn't I notified?
Thano: You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right, to do. Sometimes you've got to make some love, and fuckin give her some smooches too. Sometimes you've got to squeeze. Sometimes you've got to say please. Sometimes you've got to say hey, I'm gonna fuck you. Softly. I'm gonna screw you gently. I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna ball you discreetlyyyyyy.

HOTTIE