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Our Favorite Responses From Just D'oh It #15 If you could dress up Necromancer as a Simpsons character, which character would it be and why? (Necromancer is a member of our message board) Gamblor. By day, a mild-mannered man about town drinking light booze and playing lounge music. By night, he's a terrifying monster with a slot machine for a body. Those who lose die. Those who win...also die. They get a joke before, though. Like if they got all plums, Gamblor would be all "You're plum crazy if you think you'll live." We'd make millions! Gamblor T-shirts! Gamblor slot machines! I wrote a Gamblor theme song. "Gamblor! He's a hell of a guy. If you have bad luck you're likey to die! Gamblor! Don't cross by him at night. You'll die of fright...from GAMBLOR. The Gamblor Show!" -RVG Eric: ugh, I think I've gone cross-eyed Homer, so we could make him reinact the end of Bart the Daredevil. Necromancer: that would hurt slightly. Eric: WINNER Andy Bugay: This one's my favorite so far. J.Re*: Necromancer doesn't feel pain Andy Bugay: Really? Hmm. Uh, I'll be right back. that fat kid, donno his name, with bushy hair, and a big mouth( just like the other characters) haha Eric: Curtis with bushy hair? Dress him up as Mr. FIX THE FORUM SEARCH ALREADY Necromancer: yeah, roarke/andy/eric. Eric: I have no fucking idea how to fix it, so shut the fuck up already. Andy Bugay: I think you've mined the forum clean of hentai, Necro. There just isn't... any... more. i know this is non related to the subject, but i think cradle of filth should be immortalizes in the simpsons! Eric: ....that's it, I'm outta here. Necromancer: cradle of filth rulz. Andy Bugay: Maybe after the Robbie Williams episode next season. Man, I sure hope they have some funny Posh Spice jokes! Oh, man. Lisa, because in a red dress he'd look presentable. Necromancer: i look so hot in red dresses. Andy Bugay: He said PRESENTABLE. Stop flattering yourself. J.Re*: Sorry Andy... he's right. H-O-T Of course the answer would be Smithers in Bobo outfit, because Necro is warm, fuzzy and has a fruit filling. Necromancer: i'm cuddly too. Andy Bugay: Hug him. Squeeze him. Tug at his fur. J.Re*: Warm, bear, fruit filling. I REALLY want a bear claw Scratchy, so I could see him get tortured. Necromancer: rawr. Andy Bugay: I tracked the email on this one... goes back to lyndieengland@army.mil. J.Re*: There's no rule against submitting our own answers, right? Andy Bugay: I don't think so... at least... uh... Right, well the first thing you have to consider is that in this modern society of ours it is not the norm to go around asking people how many roads a man must walk down before his eyes turn into some kinda gecko thing. This is, of course, a bad option, but one which I feel will give the oranges the main pride of place in the ketchup-flavoured meatballs. I know, i know, you've heard it all before, but wait a while and bide your time while I prepare you some of my patented soluble caesium flakes, world renowned in two states as "a kind of roulette wheel", actually that reminds me, it's about time we had some delicious bacon grease in power because you know keeping them back would be kinda sexist in this post-tabasco country of ours, and also another deciding factor in choosing this marriage over the bond between hydrogen and chlorine is that it doesn't make as many stains in the carpet which you know has to be a bad thing at least you would if you hadn't considered the many flavours of platypi in this multifaceted world of ours, so yeah, back on track, I think Necromancer would look good in a tutu, not Desmond Tutu, I don't know who he is or even if he exists but you know I think it would be worth the effort to stop international ham bartering and just get on with the messy business of deciding the fate of billions of innocent children so we can turn them into stars of the pop quiz. And that is all i have to say on the matter. And... oh, let's say.... Moe. Necromancer: i didn't read that. Andy Bugay: yo man that paragraph would be da bomb if u had da gecko do da robot. SLH, so he can be nekkid. Necromancer: that's hot. Andy Bugay: Necro has a dog collar and a night-vision camcorder. J.Re*: $20 says necro submitted this one himself Andy Bugay: Nah, Necro would never use the word 'nekkid.' You're on. Necromancer: oh be nice. Andy Bugay: At least you would have a snazzy bowling shirt... and a TV Guide once owned by Jackie O. Patty, because he is gay as ****. Necromancer: oh yeah well **** you, you ****in' ****er. Andy Bugay: You see kids? If at first you don't succeed in capturing our imagination, just resubmit with a curse word. [ click here to view all of the submissions ]