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"No,
now go away, we are racing for the title of the champion of the universe."
"alt.nerd.obsessive"
"where
I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."
"...No
you may not...the bathroom is for paying customers only...."
"Ah,
a superb choice!"
"Ohhh,
so you're Bart Simpson eh? Well since my breakfast burrito...."
"Ohh
pardon me Santos, if that IS your real name..."
"....Melvin
and the Squirrels, part of the rodent invasion of the early 60's..."
"...then
you cannot have it..."
"...freak'n
kids"
"no....way"
"...but
i'll let you have it for 100, because you remind me of me"
"Yes
sir!"
"Looks
like you bought more than you bargained for.... hahahah...."
"...I
don't need this. I have a Masters Degree in folk law and mythology"
"....if
you put your gruby little hands behind your back and keep them there..."
"Your
emotion is out of place here son"
"...you
made me get off my stool for that?"
"....this,
this is a Snaggle Puss, drawn by Hick Heisler, it is worth something...."
"I
will tell you in exactly seven minutes"
"Well
I suppose you know then, Hollywood is planning a feature film about
Radioactive Man"
"I
can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth"
"...then
I would thankyou to stop peering at my screenplay... H o m e r...."
"I
have got to do something about that airconditioner suction"
"So
you kids fancy yourselves experts hey?"
"No
groaning in my store!"
"...because
of it's frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption, it is not
for infantile intellects..."
"..Thank-you"
"...oh
oh please take my $59.00, I don't want it, it's yours..."
"And
one with extra cheese.....Thankyou"
"Oh
our transaction is completed, you may take the boy"
"That
is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore....."
"...you
may purchase this charming Hamburgler adventure...."
"
I am not at liberty to divulge the party..."
"...it
contain's a very rare Mary Worth, in which she has advised a friend
to commit suicide..."
"If
you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the
Springfield Colusseum"
"But
Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without gills..."
"And
will there be anymore splurging today?"
"..Internet
King, I wonder if he can provide faster nudity?"
"Ohh,
lonelyness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."
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